The Royals or whoever that is (LOL IDK) are a good-looking team. I had no idea. Thanks, Gay Deadspin!!!

Can we have pictures of the gnarled, hairy legs in question?

Well! It's now late November, 2010. (Hello from the future!)

It's really worthwhile to read this part three times slowly. "Much more readily than American women, Parisian women acknowledge that sex can be about pleasure seeking. Now that's empowerment. One lesson from Paris is that sex shouldn't be an activity to which we need to consent if a decision will suffice." Go on! Read it …

@MisterHippity: Let's just say I only "pop in" when there's exciting sports coverage happening.

I really think it's important that we remember about scale here. I mean he is 6'2".

@leela: LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

@DennyCrane: LOTS.

Yeah, no, that really is nowhere near Florida. That cone is wide enough to encompass a landing point of like, North Carolina to MA. (Though more likely no landfall at all.)

@Cynical Media Bitch: All this person is is a marketing strategy. I've received hundreds of emails from his "fans" and his "staff" and from "book lovers" about this writer. His work is publicity; publicity is his work. I'm glad he enjoys the game and sees reality as a fun thing to play with! He's one of the people getting…